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Snow dance ?

Discussion in 'Weather' started by Snowaway, Dec 19, 2008.

  1. Snowaway

    Snowaway Senior Member
    Messages: 248

    So there must be some kind of dance I can do ? I rained here for forty five days strait this summer. I saw the sun like 15 times. Now that it is winter were going on two weeks of clear sunny skies arrrg :cry: xysport
  2. cet

    cet PlowSite Fanatic
    Messages: 7,257

    You can send some of that snow our way. We haven't had a lot of sun lately.
  3. Snow Day

    Snow Day Senior Member
    Messages: 123

    I have been doing snow dances as well! :)
  4. basher

    basher PlowSite Fanatic
    from 19707
    Messages: 8,993

    There is a snow dance, on a day when the temps are below freezing you strip naked then and jump in a stream (if no stream handy have someone spray you with a hose.) Then Dance until icicles form on your "attachments." and you turn a shade of light blue.

    Now here's the tricky part so pay attention.

    If you use a fisher you must bow to the direction of Kansas (dean fisher's birthplace) and repeat "there is no plow but fisher and dean is the creator" three times

    Western users must bow to Milwaukee and repeat "allow me this opportunity to plow for if i am cut do i not bleed, If I am tired to I not sleep, if I break do I not short chain." again three times.

    Blizzard guys must bow to Erie and announce "there is no God but Jerre and he is Blizzard's savior" three times

    Meyers guys bow to Cleveland and repeat "parts are available everywhere" continuously

    Snoway guys it's Hartford WI and the manta is "Mega make it though this storm" repeat until your updates arrive.

    Afterward consume multiple adult beverages while sitting in a tub of ice water to raise your body temperature.

    Let us know if it works.
  5. camconcrete

    camconcrete Senior Member
    Messages: 199

    where do you bow to appease the Boss gods?
  6. Mr Bigblock

    Mr Bigblock Senior Member
    Messages: 175

    Heres my Snow Budda[​IMG]
  7. Duncan90si

    Duncan90si Senior Member
    Messages: 602

    Basher, thats absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the sig.
  8. basher

    basher PlowSite Fanatic
    from 19707
    Messages: 8,993

    The Porcelain God: after consuming a 30 pack of Iron City Beer
  9. grandview

    grandview PlowSite Fanatic
    Messages: 14,609

  10. camconcrete

    camconcrete Senior Member
    Messages: 199

    where in the world do you get iron city beer?
    I'd much rather have miller lite
  11. basher

    basher PlowSite Fanatic
    from 19707
    Messages: 8,993

  12. nekos

    nekos Senior Member
    Messages: 586

    the snow dance do not work unless you flush ice cubes down the toilet before and after doing the snow dance !