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Plow Jokes

Discussion in 'Commercial Snow Removal' started by Gusco, Jan 26, 2005.

  1. Gusco

    Gusco Senior Member
    Messages: 117

    Dont know if this has been posted here or not. But i found it quite amusing. Got any opther laughs?

    This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married.

    He and his new bride prepared for their wedding night. He
    watched for a while as she spread three different kinds of
    creams and then a white foam in preparation for their
    lovemaking. She finally announced she was ready. The man then
    asked if she still had that string of pearls necklace he
    admired so much.

    She replied she did indeed have it, but wondered what in the
    world he needed it for at a time like this.

    He looked again at all her "preparations" and replied,
    "Ain't no way I'm gonna try to go into a mess like that
    without chains." :nono: