JAA==The King

CMerLand

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Central NJ 08620
Okay after reading the weather channel line I had this mental image overwhelm my little bitty brain.

John Allin on stage, long porkchop sideburns with the big elvis glasses on.

Wearing that white jumpsuit outfit you always see Elvis pictured in Hawaii with two big gold rings across his knuckles saying PLOW KING when he puts his hands together.

Rhinestoned across the back is a replica of the bronco he started out with, complete with Meyers Plow.

Belting out Pennys from Heavennnnnn, inserting snow where it says rain.


Thank you, Thank you very much

CMerLand
 

plowking35

2000 Club Member
Location
SE CT
WAIT WAIT
Plowking is copywrited material, and he will have to pay huge licencing fees to use it.
Howard Stern says he is king of all media, so John can use king of all plowers
Dino
 

iowastorm

Senior Member
Uh, I think we're gong to have to provide some security for John in Denver this year just in case anybody wants to accost his leg or something.

[Edited by plowking35 on 02-17-2001 at 11:03 PM]
 

Mike Nelson

Senior Member
Location
Naperville IL
John just send us your measurements and I'll have my cousin Tony the tailor make ya the suit.
Does this mean he will start making plow movies?Then later tour the country doing concerts :D
Man,this could be real BIG.Plowing is going to be peanuts for him.
Erie,PA is going to be like Memphis.

"Three Thousand Miles To Erie" starring John Allin
 

plowking35

2000 Club Member
Location
SE CT
Mike is that a suit with concrete lining??I think John already does the tour thing as a invited speaker. Seems he could make a decent living at that alone.Add snow to that, and he is just a snow juggernaut.
Dino
 

iowastorm

Senior Member
My only question is when JA enters the conference hall in Denver, will it be a formal procession and will there be time allowed for the peasants such as myself to partake in the kissing of the ring? (followed by christening with beer out of a gatorade bucket) If these activities are to be included, I would like to volunteer for either the throwing of rose petals beneath the feet or the carrying of the royal chair.
 

Mike Nelson

Senior Member
Location
Naperville IL
Storm,
You always get me thinking!
Now I will call my cousin Joey the Jeweler and have him make John's ring.
John let me know what size finger you have
Thanks
P.S. Should I have him make me a crown also?
 
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CMerLand

Senior Member
Location
Central NJ 08620
Am I the only one missing the best part of John being the new King???

Picture this:

SIMA convention==Las Vegas Hilton????

Theme: Taking Care of Business!!!

Sure there wont be any place to tour regarding snow removal buttttttt Im sureeeeeee we can find other entertaining things to do there???

What do you all think???

CMerLand
 
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