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Any dumb employee stories

Discussion in 'Commercial Snow Removal' started by GK Snow Removal, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. GK Snow Removal

    GK Snow Removal Member
    Messages: 33

    Anybody with a stpuid emplyee story?
  2. creativedesigns

    creativedesigns PlowSite.com Addict
    Messages: 1,929


    " Can't come in, cuz I drank too much on Canada Day!"

    " Im having a Poo day!...Im running to the toilet every 10 min"

    " I slept thru the entire day cuz my cell phone was on vibrate"

    "It was raining at 5:30am, so I wasn't sure if we were working today?"

    " Couldn't come into work today cuz theres a hole in my muffler"

    This guy was one of our Foremans whos been with Creative for 5 years. He started to slack miserably this summer so he got terminated. Sucks when guys like that take advantage of partying too much instead of earning money for their mortgages!?! oh well.
  3. JohnnyRoyale

    JohnnyRoyale 2000 Club Member
    Messages: 2,935

    I can go on and on and

    on and on...but the Miss Universe thing is on right now.
  4. Camden

    Camden PlowSite Fanatic
    Messages: 6,604

    Me: "Ethan, why do you have so much salt left? You should've used more than this."

    Ethan: "I just salted everything 2 days ago"
  5. GK Snow Removal

    GK Snow Removal Member
    Messages: 33

    haa good jokes everybody, any more?
  6. affekonig

    affekonig Senior Member
    Messages: 909

    "My truck doesn't have heat."

  7. JohnnyRoyale

    JohnnyRoyale 2000 Club Member
    Messages: 2,935

    My two year old turned the ringer off on all my house phones and shut my pager and cell phone off too-sorry.
  8. GK Snow Removal

    GK Snow Removal Member
    Messages: 33

    ohh thats bad
  9. oman1999

    oman1999 Senior Member
    Messages: 198

    Me: "How did you mange to run your truck up a 4 foot conrete post and knock a light-pole over?"

    Idiot: "The truck wasn't in 4wd and I slid sideways backing up at full speed against the rev. limiter"

    Me: "How did you tie your shoes the morning, oh wait....they're velcro!"
  10. McGaw

    McGaw Senior Member
    Messages: 221

    Me- Go fill this up with some oil. Do you know how?

    Stupid- Yepp.

    20 minutes later....

    Me- Did you get it?

    Stupid- Yeah, you sure have some funny of oil in that red tank.

    Me- Have a good night.:waving:

    He still works with me today, but I make sure to mark everything:)
  11. WIPensFan

    WIPensFan PlowSite Veteran
    Messages: 3,594

    Hey, the Bobcat needs gas, fill er up.
    o.k. no problem!
    3 min. later......... It only took about 1gal. it must have been full.
    What the hell are you talking about? I just loaded it on the trailer and saw it was close to empty.
    The pump just kept clicking like it wouldn't take anymore!
    Well now we know the Hydraulic fluid isn't low!!

    Are you kidding me, the tank your supposed to fill says "diesel" right on the cap!! :dizzy:
  12. jcos

    jcos Junior Member
    Messages: 24

    I guess I'm not alone

    These responses sound too familiar. I guess I'm not alone. Glad to see others get to live this dream.lol