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JAA==The King

Discussion in 'Commercial Snow Removal' started by CMerLand, Feb 17, 2001.

  1. CMerLand

    CMerLand Senior Member
    Messages: 173

    Okay after reading the weather channel line I had this mental image overwhelm my little bitty brain.

    John Allin on stage, long porkchop sideburns with the big elvis glasses on.

    Wearing that white jumpsuit outfit you always see Elvis pictured in Hawaii with two big gold rings across his knuckles saying PLOW KING when he puts his hands together.

    Rhinestoned across the back is a replica of the bronco he started out with, complete with Meyers Plow.

    Belting out Pennys from Heavennnnnn, inserting snow where it says rain.


    Thank you, Thank you very much

    CMerLand
     
  2. plowking35

    plowking35 2000 Club Member
    from SE CT
    Messages: 2,923

    WAIT WAIT
    Plowking is copywrited material, and he will have to pay huge licencing fees to use it.
    Howard Stern says he is king of all media, so John can use king of all plowers
    Dino
     
  3. SlimJim Z71

    SlimJim Z71 PlowSite.com Addict
    Messages: 1,031

    I see a lawsuit in the making.... LOL

    -Tim
     
  4. iowastorm

    iowastorm Senior Member
    Messages: 358

    Uh, I think we're gong to have to provide some security for John in Denver this year just in case anybody wants to accost his leg or something.

    [Edited by plowking35 on 02-17-2001 at 11:03 PM]
     
  5. John Allin

    John Allin PlowSite.com Addict
    Messages: 1,327

    Always wanted to be a babe magnet.....
     
  6. iowastorm

    iowastorm Senior Member
    Messages: 358

    Dino: Good move on the edit there. Poor judgement on my part.
     
  7. diggerman

    diggerman Senior Member
    from Ames
    Messages: 700

    "babe" hmmm wasn't that a movie
     
  8. Alan

    Alan PlowSite.com Addict
    Messages: 1,393

    Wrong plow

    Seems like that was a Valk, not a Myers. Gotta do this right!
     
  9. Mike Nelson

    Mike Nelson Senior Member
    Messages: 637

    John just send us your measurements and I'll have my cousin Tony the tailor make ya the suit.
    Does this mean he will start making plow movies?Then later tour the country doing concerts :D
    Man,this could be real BIG.Plowing is going to be peanuts for him.
    Erie,PA is going to be like Memphis.

    "Three Thousand Miles To Erie" starring John Allin
     
  10. John Allin

    John Allin PlowSite.com Addict
    Messages: 1,327

    Good one Digger....

    I left myself open for that one.
     
  11. plowking35

    plowking35 2000 Club Member
    from SE CT
    Messages: 2,923

    Mike is that a suit with concrete lining??I think John already does the tour thing as a invited speaker. Seems he could make a decent living at that alone.Add snow to that, and he is just a snow juggernaut.
    Dino
     
  12. Mike Nelson

    Mike Nelson Senior Member
    Messages: 637

    No Dino,
    I wouldn't do that to friend of mine!:D

    But the bucket I mix the Magic in,is the same one I mix the cement in though :eek:
     
  13. iowastorm

    iowastorm Senior Member
    Messages: 358

    My only question is when JA enters the conference hall in Denver, will it be a formal procession and will there be time allowed for the peasants such as myself to partake in the kissing of the ring? (followed by christening with beer out of a gatorade bucket) If these activities are to be included, I would like to volunteer for either the throwing of rose petals beneath the feet or the carrying of the royal chair.
     
  14. Mike Nelson

    Mike Nelson Senior Member
    Messages: 637

    Storm,
    You always get me thinking!
    Now I will call my cousin Joey the Jeweler and have him make John's ring.
    John let me know what size finger you have
    Thanks
    P.S. Should I have him make me a crown also?
     
  15. CMerLand

    CMerLand Senior Member
    Messages: 173

    Am I the only one missing the best part of John being the new King???

    Picture this:

    SIMA convention==Las Vegas Hilton????

    Theme: Taking Care of Business!!!

    Sure there wont be any place to tour regarding snow removal buttttttt Im sureeeeeee we can find other entertaining things to do there???

    What do you all think???

    CMerLand
     
  16. Mike Nelson

    Mike Nelson Senior Member
    Messages: 637

    You have my vote:D
     
  17. SCL

    SCL Senior Member
    Messages: 265

    Attention! Attention! John Allin has plowed your parking lot. Ain't none of us going to get any of that snow now:).
     
  18. John Allin

    John Allin PlowSite.com Addict
    Messages: 1,327

    Keep it up and there will no snow anymore this season anywhere except here.
     
  19. Mike Nelson

    Mike Nelson Senior Member
    Messages: 637

    Oh stop it John.

    Does Peggy call you the KING?:D Bet she does

    Look out Vegas here we come plows and all!!
     
  20. JCurtis

    JCurtis Banned
    Messages: 862

    LADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNN

    ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING