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How NOT to make a flyer

Discussion in 'Business Fundamentals' started by Precedence, Feb 2, 2009.

  1. Precedence

    Precedence Senior Member
    Messages: 110

    This got left in my buddies mail box last week. :dizzy:

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  2. JeffNY

    JeffNY Senior Member
    Messages: 484

    Whiskey......Tango.........Foxtrot.
     
  3. grandview

    grandview PlowSite Fanatic
    Messages: 14,609

    Only problem I see is he didn't spell out the word"you".
     
  4. cjasonbr

    cjasonbr Senior Member
    from Mass
    Messages: 635

    lol read the bottom part. It's the best part!!!!

    "-If you have work done a .50 [cent] fee is added; to cover all cell phone costs."

    LOL who would want to pay someone to talk on the phone when they're supposed to be shoveling?

    "Corners add $5-$10 dependant on size at our discretion"

    LOL, guess he find it hard to turn the shovel. I dunno.
     
  5. SKYNYRD

    SKYNYRD Senior Member
    Messages: 420

    :dizzy::dizzy::dizzy:

    yes sir i think i'll have another :drinkup:
     
  6. CAT 245ME

    CAT 245ME PlowSite.com Addict
    Messages: 1,032

    All I'll say is :dizzy:
     
  7. Plowfast9957

    Plowfast9957 Senior Member
    Messages: 280

    I like the pie charts to clarify his hourly pricing. haha
     
  8. ScnicExcellence

    ScnicExcellence Senior Member
    Messages: 352

    i can't believe you found one of my flyers. i thought i would just be able to sucker a bunch of people into getting work done from me because they feel bad.
     
  9. FordFisherman

    FordFisherman PlowSite.com Addict
    from 06611
    Messages: 1,593

    :dizzy:Those pie charts remind me of the SATs....I was trying to forget them
     
  10. carl b

    carl b PlowSite.com Addict
    from Ohio
    Messages: 1,330

    OMG reading that has been the best part of my day LOL
     
  11. EaTmYtAiLpIpEs

    EaTmYtAiLpIpEs 2000 Club Member
    Messages: 2,607

    where is this guy located at. i want to hire him to do my accounts and i will sit back and make money still lol
     
  12. A Man

    A Man Senior Member
    Messages: 338

    I hope that's a joke....................:dizzy:
     
  13. fisher guy

    fisher guy PlowSite.com Addict
    Messages: 1,068

    ummm that's defiantly a first i got a headache from reading the main part the fine print jeez i needed a magnifying glass the WTF who would sighn for that mess
     
  14. Ramairfreak98ss

    Ramairfreak98ss PlowSite.com Addict
    Messages: 1,904

    lol, i love how a 10x40 driveway is $20 up to 14", holy crap! I didnt like snowblowing them at $40-50 a few years ago

    and thats sweet $8 bucks to get your whole walkway shoveled out upto 6"!

    Are they gonna measure everyones place that stops them mid storm, wait for cash, of course wont state the obvious but its funny. I think we should have to pay state or federal snow plow contractors fees for a license each year so they can let these guys keep going without a business or insurance lol.
     
  15. creativedesigns

    creativedesigns PlowSite.com Addict
    Messages: 1,929

    Is JD Dave putting flyers in peoples mailboxes again!?! :D
     
  16. Craaaig

    Craaaig Senior Member
    Messages: 156

    good thing that flier is very straight forward and easy to understand for the customer:dizzy:
     
  17. shovelracer

    shovelracer Senior Member
    Messages: 525

    So much good stuff in there. My favorite is "Are you Old?"

    Base rate $3.00
    Ice Surcharge $1.50
    Cell Phone Charge $0.50
    Corner $10.00
    150 lbs CC $150.00

    That will be $165.00 please, can you make that out to cash.

    Ramair, dont forget we are in NJ. That would be just like all the others. $100 / yr. No one enforces it, and someone somewhere gets a paycheck for 200K, but cant even tell you where their office is.
     
  18. davink

    davink Member
    Messages: 50

    I am embarrassed that my first name is Dave also. I think I may have to change it!
     
  19. Govbradst555

    Govbradst555 Member
    Messages: 56

    WOW There gonna push that kid forward a few grades..
     
  20. FeelLikeANumber

    FeelLikeANumber Member
    Messages: 63

    sounds like Dave is gonna have a sore back this winter and probably not make enough money to cover the hospital bills/pain meds. I wish I could get away with throwing extra clauses in every estimate. Sounds like he could charge an extra .50 cents just because its done on a tuesday!